From Twitter 08-14-2010

• 09:03:00: They need to invent a beard trimmer that works in the shower. Because that's always when I remember I need a trim.
  
• 12:59:35: Just saw six people lined up at the scary Coke machine outside Broadway Locksmith. Hot weather makes people desperate.
  
• 13:35:47: I don't like watching people eat when they have tons of lipstick on.
  
• 17:33:35: Just now caught about a minute of Tom Cruise's movie Cocktail. Can't believe I've never seen it. Like as a midnight movie or on MST3K.
  
• 18:32:06: Rob Corddry needs to go ahead and make a sex tape already.
  

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Worst dance scene in any movie ever

Worst dance scene in any movie ever, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Dinner

Dinner, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Homemade pepperoni pizza with beet salad. The beet salad is one can of beets, and I mixed the juice with horseradish sauce, soy sauce, and salt before mixing it back in with the beets, some chopped cocktail onions, and a couple of small zucchini from Garrett's parents' garden. This all chilled in the fridge for a few hours, and when it came time to serve it, I strained off some of the liquids and then tossed in some spring mix greens.

Yes, I like putting mustard on my pizza sometimes.