From Twitter 12-18-2010

• 15:56:19: You know that leg pain that some old people get and they can't sleep because of it and stuff? Yeah, ow.
  
• 17:19:37: For those of you who don't read my lj, here's what I made for Christmas out of old Franzia boxes. #wino http://flic.kr/p/92Sf9M
  
• 21:44:36: I miss Clearly Canadian.
  

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Chopped drinking game

Take a drink if:

• Contestant uses a blender (immersion blenders count)
• Contestant cuts him/herself
• Scott Conant complains about red onions
• An ingredient is left off only one plate and that plate goes to Chris Santos
• Alex Guarnaschelli starts her remark as a compliment, then switches gears
• Ted Allen says the word "cloche"
• Contestant mentions lack of culinary education
• Contestant forgets a mandatory ingredient
• Contestant cries
• One contestant uses ricotta in their dessert

Finish your drink if:

• Contestant needs an appliance or tool that another contestant is using
• Two contestants produce what is essentially the same dish
• All three judges are the same gender
• One of the mystery ingredients is still alive
• Contestant can't handle the pressure of talking to Ted Allen while cooking
• Ted Allen calls the cloche a "cover"
• Alex Guarnaschelli cries
• Both contestants use ricotta in their desserts

Garrett made breakfast

Garrett made breakfast, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I'm eating bacon with a fork, because that's how I roll.

Women can ram it

Women can ram it, originally uploaded by christopher575.

We sorta have three trees

We sorta have three trees, originally uploaded by christopher575.