From Twitter 01-20-2011

• 07:05:49: Reality competition shows make me notice stuff. The Arrangement made me realize how ridiculously opulent the flowers on Cougar Town are.
  
• 08:44:12: No 3D movie will ever be better than Final Destination 4. They may as well stop trying.
  
• 10:12:51: #HeMightBeGay so you shouldn't presume your son is straight until you hear otherwise.
  
• 11:38:40: Act like an idiot, sue people for noticing! http://bit.ly/iiOh7m (bet nobody would have ever recognized her from the video)
  
• 12:36:38: BREAKING: Outing yourself as a moron to the world can lead to the world knowing you might be a credit card thief http://bit.ly/gMytOB
  
• 12:56:08: Smart quotes are dumb.
  
• 15:03:11: More stuff like the Tori Amos cereal commercial pzl.
  
• 15:21:05: Office chairs should have three casters instead of five so there's more room for your feet down thar.
  
• 16:07:46: Shoes I ordered yesterday from Zappos are out for delivery today. Impressive!
  
• 16:10:36: How did we go from awesome words like "cassingle" to stupid ones like "tweeps"? (Though I will admit I don't hate "twitches")
  
• 16:27:50: Oh look it's like you're having a picnic in the bus how cuteFUCK YOUUUUUUU
  
• 18:03:35: .@scearley I just realized "taco bar" is an anagram of "acrobat".
  
• 18:18:05: Just heard about shirataki for the first time. Must investigate.
  
• 18:21:39: Food Network's ratings are sagging a bit. Kinda makes sense, though, since they launched a second network.
  
• 21:29:17: Doors at 8:00 my ass!
  
• 21:30:37: Like it would kill these assholes to open the bar area while they get the stage area ready.
  
• 21:37:20: Ok club is open, bar is closed, miniature bar area is open. Sigh.
  

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SchadenFriday

Black Swan lolz

I've seen Black Swan twice now, so during the second viewing I was able to think a lot more about things and notice more details, but also let my mind wander a bit since I knew what was happening.

For those of you who have seen it, do you agree that it would be hilarious if this is the music that was playing while the dancers were being picked out by Thomas?

Watch on YouTube

I don't know how I ever thought of it, but I think about it constantly. Yes, I'm weird.

Big thanks to alexjon for helping identify the song.

SchadenFriday BONUS

But it's ( not safe for work )

I made pretty food today

I wanted to try out the ring molds I got, so first I used one to make the easiest and most perfectly-formed poached egg I've ever made. Then I made an egg in a basket.





Not wanting to waste the rest of the bread, I toasted it and added a little bit of cream cheese, Sri Racha, and a pickled pepper ring. I'd like to figure out something to do with it that looks like an egg, I think that'd be a cute presentation.

Happy Friday

Happy Friday, originally uploaded by christopher575.

May your drinks be as tasty as they are beautiful.