Happy Halloween!

Here's a stupid Halloween story

Back in, I dunno, 2003 or so, I went to a really huge Halloween party called Hive Mind. Mostly I just wanted to wear my orange safety vest because it looked so cool in black lights, so I found a fake hard had and went as a construction worker. This couple came up to me and the girl asked if I was Bob the Builder. I said I didn't really plan it that way, I was just a construction worker. Her boyfriend looked all pouty and she got all mad and explained that he was a construction worker. She bitched me out and said it was a stupid costume and I ran into them like fifty more times that night and she yelled at me over and over and he just pouted every time. 

That is such a stupid thing to be offended by. In case you ever want to dress in any sort of uniform, be prepared with a story in case you meet stupid people. I should have said I was waiting for the rest of the Village People to show up.