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Back in, I dunno, 2003 or so, I went to a really huge Halloween party called Hive Mind. Mostly I just wanted to wear my orange safety vest because it looked so cool in black lights, so I found a fake hard had and went as a construction worker. This couple came up to me and the girl asked if I was Bob the Builder. I said I didn't really plan it that way, I was just a construction worker. Her boyfriend looked all pouty and she got all mad and explained that he was a construction worker. She bitched me out and said it was a stupid costume and I ran into them like fifty more times that night and she yelled at me over and over and he just pouted every time. 

That is such a stupid thing to be offended by. In case you ever want to dress in any sort of uniform, be prepared with a story in case you meet stupid people. I should have said I was waiting for the rest of the Village People to show up.

Date: 2011-10-31 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crushdmb.livejournal.com
Wow. You know when an asshat makes some asshole remark online and you respond with, "I bet your a blast at parties."

These are those asshats.

Date: 2011-10-31 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crushdmb.livejournal.com
you're*. Damn. I need a paid account!

Date: 2011-10-31 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
She was probably one of those people who puts on fake bunny ears and calls it a costume.

Date: 2011-10-31 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
If I recall correctly, they weren't even dressed up.

(It's amazing I can remember that night at all, actually)

Date: 2011-10-31 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teh-dirty-robot.livejournal.com
WTF, I didn't know it was a Halloween requirement that you go as a specific character.

Date: 2011-10-31 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
Apparently it is or else you are MOCKING THE HARD WORKERS OF AMERICA.

Date: 2011-10-31 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meejies.livejournal.com
I had no idea construction workers were a culture and not a costume.

Date: 2011-10-31 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
It was those ads that made me think of this story. :)

Date: 2011-10-31 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cattycritic.livejournal.com
I'm surprised you didn't just tell her to piss off, that it was her problem. But then, I never told "Stormtroopers are _ROBOTS_" guy to piss off either.

Date: 2011-10-31 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wring.livejournal.com
shoulda told em you're a stripper

Date: 2011-11-01 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mika-says.livejournal.com
Excellent

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