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[christopher575]

• 08:35 Poured out some milk that was so old it was clear. Squeezing out the white solids followed. Blehhhh. #
• 08:45 Put down the flat iron and back away! #
• 08:59 Watching ricotta being made on TV and thinking back to the sour milk from earlier. #
• 09:11 I want a magic DVR that will find and record when cooking show hosts I watch appear on cooking shows I don't watch. #

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