What a butthead

A few weeks ago, the agency I'm contracted through at work announced a holiday bingo party with gift prizes for winners of the game as well as for the person dressed most festively. That's all I needed to hear! I figured my best strategy would be to wear something I already had paired with an over-the-top hat. But I also didn't want to spend a lot. Thankfully I found a 3-pack of the weirdest hat ever, very cheap.



I had a few options for my torso but went with the Star Trek Christmas sweater I got for Garrett a few years back that ended up fitting me better. Why can't sizes be universal? People started commenting about the hat immediately, which I had to stuff with some swimsuits to keep erect.



I of course voted for myself in the contest and thankfully enough other people did to make me the winner! When they announced it, I said I was glad because the hat was so tight, it felt like I had a facelift.

What a butthead

A few weeks ago, the agency I'm contracted through at work announced a holiday bingo party with gift prizes for winners of the game as well as for the person dressed most festively. That's all I needed to hear! I figured my best strategy would be to wear something I already had paired with an over-the-top hat. But I also didn't want to spend a lot. Thankfully I found a 3-pack of the weirdest hat ever, very cheap.



I had a few options for my torso but went with the Star Trek Christmas sweater I got for Garrett a few years back that ended up fitting me better. Why can't sizes be universal? People started commenting about the hat immediately, which I had to stuff with some swimsuits to keep erect.



I of course voted for myself in the contest and thankfully enough other people did to make me the winner! When they announced it, I said I was glad because the hat was so tight, it felt like I had a facelift.