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Me: Hi, I'd like some tattoo money.
ATM: Great! What's your PIN?
Me: ****
ATM: Preparing transaction.
Me: That's weird, I haven't even said what I want.
ATM: ¯\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)_/¯
Me: $400, please.
ATM: Your PIN was wrong.
Me: ****
ATM: Here's 20 $20 bills!
Me: But--was I not given the choice of bills because of the PIN?
ATM: ¯\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)_/¯
Me: Here's a deposit, $400.
ATM: Thanks, any other transactions?
Me: I'd like $400, please.
ATM: Here's 20 $20 bills!
Me: (sigh) Here's a deposit, $400.
ATM: Anything else?
Me: No. I'm going to the other ATM.
ATM 2: What's your PIN?
Me: ****
ATM 2: Preparing your transaction.
Me:
ATM 2: What can I do for you?
Me: $400, please. In $100 bills. Thanks for having that option.
ATM 2: You're welcome. But you've exceeded your daily transaction limit. ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)