I too accept full responsibility for the terrorist attacks because I'm an American.
In particular, I bombed Serbia (this is basically what someone here said to me). It's my fault Serbia sucks because I'm American. You may as well take all of that out on me, because you'll never get within a hundred yards of Bill Clinton, so you can't punch him in the face ever. Be sure to say "life isn't fair" as you ball up your fists.
Iraq is my fault too, even though I didn't vote for W (twice), and protests, phone calls and letters don't count.
Additionally, everything that the American government does is all my fault because I didn't drop everything, travel to DC and physically force Congress and the President not to be douchebags every time they started talking about doing something stupid. Clearly I should have planned a revolution or a bombed some courthouse in Oklahoma. That would have made them change their ways.
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Date: 2011-09-14 02:28 am (UTC)I blame Canada.
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Date: 2011-09-14 02:43 am (UTC)Celine Dion was just the first wave.
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Date: 2011-09-14 02:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-14 02:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-14 03:04 am (UTC)I'm sorry.
Date: 2011-09-14 10:40 am (UTC)In particular, I bombed Serbia (this is basically what someone here said to me). It's my fault Serbia sucks because I'm American. You may as well take all of that out on me, because you'll never get within a hundred yards of Bill Clinton, so you can't punch him in the face ever. Be sure to say "life isn't fair" as you ball up your fists.
Iraq is my fault too, even though I didn't vote for W (twice), and protests, phone calls and letters don't count.
Additionally, everything that the American government does is all my fault because I didn't drop everything, travel to DC and physically force Congress and the President not to be douchebags every time they started talking about doing something stupid. Clearly I should have planned a revolution or a bombed some courthouse in Oklahoma. That would have made them change their ways.
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Date: 2011-09-14 12:28 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-09-14 01:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-14 01:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-14 07:57 pm (UTC)i loled
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Date: 2011-09-14 01:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-14 01:45 pm (UTC)