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[christopher575]

• 10:01 You'd think I'd be more enthusiastic about "webisodes" but I just never am. #
• 10:44 lol Phoenix Jones #
• 11:39 Most people use the compostable cutlery once. Not me. I use it until it breaks. This fork just broke after about four months. RIP. #
• 16:00 One cool thing about being an adult is that if you're early for something, you can wait in a bar. #