Miss Suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell (ding ding) Miss Suzie went to heaven, the steamboat went to Hello operator, please give me number nine and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you right behind the 'fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass miss Suzie fell upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park Miss Susie and her boyfriendare kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark, dark Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea Darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me My mommy is Godzilla, my daddy is King Kong My sister is the stupid one who taught me this dumb song Hello Operator, please give me number ten If you disconnect me, I'll sing this song again *BEEP*
Interesting how the song changes depending on where you grew up. The version I remember is:
Miss Suzie had a tugboat, the tugboat had a bell (ding ding) Miss Suzie went to heaven, the steamboat went to Hello operator, please give me number nine and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you right behind the 'fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass miss Suzie fell upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies The day before Miss Suzie died she dyed her hair purple, she dyed her hair pink, she dyed her hair polka-dot and washed it down the sink. Please throw me in the ocean, please throw me in the sea please flush me down the toilet but please don't pee on me.
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Date: 2011-10-19 05:11 pm (UTC)Miss Suzie went to heaven, the steamboat went to
Hello operator, please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you right
behind the 'fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass
miss Suzie fell upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriendare kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K
Dark, dark
Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea
Darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me
My mommy is Godzilla, my daddy is King Kong
My sister is the stupid one who taught me this dumb song
Hello Operator, please give me number ten
If you disconnect me, I'll sing this song again *BEEP*
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Date: 2011-10-21 07:19 pm (UTC)Miss Suzie had a tugboat, the tugboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Suzie went to heaven, the steamboat went to
Hello operator, please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you right
behind the 'fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass
miss Suzie fell upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
The day before Miss Suzie died she dyed her hair purple,
she dyed her hair pink, she dyed her hair polka-dot and washed it down the sink.
Please throw me in the ocean, please throw me in the sea
please flush me down the toilet but please don't pee on me.