I bought this today

[christopher575]

I bought this today, a photo by christopher575 on Flickr.

Not for its intended purpose, though. Also not for a perverted reason.
Guess why and win a prize.

Comments

[girlvinyl.livejournal.com]

Some kind of arts and crafts project.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Sorry, see below.

[dawnzerly.livejournal.com]

For your cutting board/wooden spoons or laundry.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Correct! I got a bamboo cutting board from Woot and the company recommends their own mineral oil that costs about 10x as much.

[dawnzerly.livejournal.com]

I just got myself a new cutting board, also bamboo, and I really should get some mineral oil for it. I'm being lazy.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

You have a bunch of casino dice and you're planning on 'loading' them for your next trip to the casino.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Good guess, but no. See above.

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

You're going to remove some sticky residue.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Good guess, but no. See above.

[ozgryph.livejournal.com]

Seasoning some sort of wood? Butcher's block or cutting board?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Yes, but someone beat you to it. See above.

[steven.livejournal.com]

For a fire-breathing performance?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

No, but maybe I will now. See above.

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

I don't care, I'm going to keep guessing. You're making a super slippery Slip N Slide?

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

I like that, and vote that we all continue to make guesses.

c575 bought two pair of wooden shoes to clog-dance on Easter, and he needs to condition them before then.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

I knew it was probably something to do with cooking.

[myrrhmade.livejournal.com]

Cutting board. DUH

[mika-says.livejournal.com]

You've been told to lubricate between your toes so you don't disturb everyone at work all day long with your constant toe-snapping?