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[christopher575]

• Fri, 08:40: One drawback to long walks as a form of exercise is being far away from bathrooms.
• Fri, 09:19: Thanks for sticking that song in my head, woman on the bus wearing a raspberry beret.
• Fri, 15:13: It's raining really hard. The sound is almost drowning out the sound of my cats getting freaky. But not quite.

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[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

your cats get freaky? your cats are gay? that is hilarious and awesome

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Our cats are very gay. Sam's little "where are you, Fred? I am horny" moan is really gross.

[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

LOL wow. WTF do they do? are they neutered? now i am really fascinated. ahahaha

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

They're neutered. They do grown-up wrestling and stuff.

[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

hahahaha oh so it's more like lovey dovey than sexual. awwwwww.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Well it's sexual. One time Garrett walked in and found them. Sam rolled onto his back and jizzed.

[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

EWW WHAT WHAT LOL

how is that possible if they're neutered i don't get it

i wonder if there is a wikipedia entry on this phenomenon. googling

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

You still have a prostate when they cut yer balls off, silly.

[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

but the prostate is up the butt, no?...so they're clawing each other's assholes? lolol

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

You realize neutered cats still have penises, right?

[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

yes...sorry i am trying to think back to 8th grade sex ed when i last learned the male anatomy lol