Blow-up

[christopher575]

In my cleaning spree today, I keep running across one of my favorite possessions. It's something I found in the Stranger personals right after I moved here and it makes me laugh every time I read it. I'd like to get a poster made of it. Think Kinko's could handle blowing something up from 1x2 inches to poster size? Any other good suggestions?

MEN
SEEKING
MEN

MY NAME IS MATTHEW

And I love big dicks. We can have
hot monkey sex. After, I'll shit and
piss on you and while I'm licking
you clean you can beat me up.
Don't worry about blood mess
cause I'll lick that up too. After all
that you can fist fuck me.  2049

Comments

[blahthequah.livejournal.com]

A+

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

Oh my!

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

You know this is Kyle's friend Matthew.

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

Matthew is my stage name.

[gomezticator.livejournal.com]

They're puritans and would say no because of the language. Also, they can't re-sample images so the enlarged version won't look pixelated: that has to be done by someone with remedially mad photoshop skillz.

[gomezticator.livejournal.com]

That said, I'll try to think of someone that would. There has to be SOMEBODY on the Hill who does this stuff.

[tiff-seattle.livejournal.com]

i would be surprised at them turning it down

[gomezticator.livejournal.com]

When I worked with them, they would regularly turn stuff like that down, but then again it probably varies by location, and the Hill's one would probably expect this stuff more than others.

[tiff-seattle.livejournal.com]

oh shit, you worked there too ?! i wasn't gonna cop to working there, since it's an embarrassing thing to admit to. anyways, i would have never turned them down. i made naked pictures for people all the time. we had adult webmasters that placed orders with us all the time that had hardcore porn being printed.

[gomezticator.livejournal.com]

The irony is that I first worked with them at a location in Vegas, which you'd think would be far more open to pornographic material... no. If the model wasn't clothed, they weren't printing it.

[gavin.livejournal.com]

Rasterbate it!