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[christopher575]

I have an interesting family.

Once, when my aunt lost a tooth, she used Super Glue to put it back in. She didn't glue it back into the gums, but rather to the two teeth next to it. It was gross.

I told notlostonmeabout it this morning and she said, "Oh my god, you have to post that." So I did. You can thank her for the nightmares.

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[my-ophelia.livejournal.com]

my mother shaves her towels.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. Awesome.

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

The father of a friend of mine has only one pair of underpants. He keeps stitching and safety-pinning them and won't buy new ones. It's not like he doesn't have any money. He bathes several times a day and they do get washed, so it's not gross, just weird. I told the friend to throw them away and buy him some new ones.

This reminds me how my mom finally convinced my sister to consistently use the toilet by telling her that the store had run out of diapers.

[filarabit.livejournal.com]

How long did it stay superglued?

Didn't you work at Motorhola? And if so, did you meet Theron, the man who never washed his pants?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I did work there. Worst job ever. Didn't meet this man though.