Horror

[christopher575]

A few days ago I was helping clean out one of the apartments our company rents for our coworkers to live in while in Seattle. There was a suitcase that rattled when I picked it up. It sounded like one of those rain sticks that you see at places that sell dream catchers and cactus candy. I opened it and was horrified to find what looked like a lifetime of finger- and toenail clippings. I shut it immediately and wanted to run out and tell everyone else about it, but I figured that it really couldn't be what I thought it was.

I opened it again. It was actually a bunch of broken ramen noodles and rice. Still kind of an icky thing to find in a suitcase, but not nearly as gross as I thought it was.

Comments

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

Interesting.

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

It actually really was a lifetime of finger and toenail clippings, but the owner is a wizard and cast a spell to turn them into ramen noodles and announce the name of whoever opened the suitcase, when the owner gets back.

u r so bus-ted.

[suxdonut.livejournal.com]

cutting.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Do you mean this story is making you cut yourself? Nooooooooo

[suxdonut.livejournal.com]

CUTTING NOW THX

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Please cut "575" into your arm and post a photo.