First world problems in the third world

[christopher575]

I need to do some manscaping, but there's only one outlet in the bathroom. It's where the water heater is plugged in and I can't pull it out of the socket.

Comments

[jedi-iwakura.livejournal.com]

Manicure scissors. XD They're great for trimming bangs and touching up dry edges.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

It would take forever to trim back my hedges with scissors. You do know what I mean by "manscaping" right? :0

[jedi-iwakura.livejournal.com]

:D Of course, but never rule out resourcefulness in the face of a... bushy problem.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

It can wait a week, no?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Well of course. But what if I should somehow score in India and am not looking my best when the puppet appears in the puppet stage?

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? Is this secret code?

[jameth.livejournal.com]

I bet he'll be there longer than a week :(

Christopher: have they booked your return flight yet

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's been rebooked.

[poppychirpy.livejournal.com]

I was plucking hairs from my shaft earlier tonight. For the comfort of others.

[jameth.livejournal.com]

Just do it in the kitchen

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe I can ask the client who is staying at the apartment with me to help.

[gower-power.livejournal.com]

OMG. Just another Man-Scape Monday! Oh-o-whoa.