I just made up a word

[christopher575]

COCKFONDNESS

I'd define it but it's pretty obvious, right? I was chatting with jodfoster and it's a trait I wanted to mention that we have in common but didn't have just the perfect word for. Well, now I do!

Comments

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

You did not make it up, you just put two words together.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

thppt. She said it was awesome and that I should post it and who are you to contradict her?

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

DON'T YOU DARE CONTRADICT ME!!! It is no worse than like cloverfield. It's also in the pronunciation...sounds like you're DOING it WRONG. Srsly, Alan...it's totally a word now. Be smrt and get in on the ground floor on this one, baby!

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Don't be a vaginahead!

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

I agree with you.

:-)

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Another word for it would be GAY.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Um, hello. The whole point of cockfondness was that the WOMAN I was talking to and I shared it.

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

Or peckerwhippedness.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

*sneer*
you didn't make that up you just put words together ferfry nerfy fer nerfy ner
*sneeeeeer*

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

I just made up the word "whippedness"

"As god as my whippedness, I'll neva go hongry again..."

I wish I could use two icons at a time, so I could be

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

<----

And

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

at the same time.

Re: And

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

Viva Mao!

[theorybunny.livejournal.com]

Would you mind giving this term a full definition?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

1. the state or quality of being fond (of cock).
2. tenderness or affection (toward cock).
3. doting affection (lavished upon cock).
4. a liking or weakness for something (specifically, cock): He has a fondness for sweets (and cock).

[dawnzerly.livejournal.com]

Use it in a sentence

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Normally you're safe when you hang out with the gays; there's a safety barrier in the form of mutual cockfondness.

[dawnzerly.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

I will now incorporate it into my vocabulary.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

!!!

Try to use slip it into an email on the list.

[dawnzerly.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best

[theorybunny.livejournal.com]

And what about illustrations and etymological data?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Those require an appointment.

[theorybunny.livejournal.com]

*looks at you above his glasses* an etymological appointment?

[theorybunny.livejournal.com]

So, no appointments for me?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I can't make a house call, you're pretty far away.

[theorybunny.livejournal.com]

true, true.... any other options?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

My office.

[theorybunny.livejournal.com]

haa! like that is closer, what do you do, actually?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I don't talk a lot about work on here. :)

[theorybunny.livejournal.com]

ok, what do you talk about on here? ;)

[sgtred.livejournal.com]

Hey! I has cockfondness, too!

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

You seriously find the best pictures.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

My dog thinks those are delicious!

[sgtred.livejournal.com]

Your dog thinks cock is delicious?

...

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

Elvis-looking cocks, to be precise.

[pixink.livejournal.com]

Can there be cuntfondness, too! *wail*

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Yes but I wouldn't really be the one to claim credit for it.

[pixink.livejournal.com]

Can I be? *dancie*

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Quick, post about it!

[pixink.livejournal.com]

done did!

[pixiespage.livejournal.com]

i think it could be worked into hooked on phonics.

[iambatgirl.livejournal.com]

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/030807/dictionary.gif

hee hee