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[christopher575]

Dear everyone,

If you happen to see me drinking some water at a bar, please don't give me a hard time about it. It's a good thing to drink less alcohol, and you shouldn't bother me for doing a good thing just because I have lowered your expectations.

Thanks,
575

Comments

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

YES. It was me. But I was not giving him a hard time. I thought he was getting another drink and I was just a little surprised to see him come back from the bar with a bottle of water, since I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN BEFORE!
I am very supportive of water! It's an amazing drink!

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

Ok. And it is indeed delicious. he drinks like 75 bottles a day at work. it makes my peanut bladder hurt just watching him!

mmm, peanut bladder

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

peanut bladder and jelly sandwiches. . . .

Re: mmm, peanut bladder

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

It's PEANUT BLADDER JELLY TIME

Re: mmm, peanut bladder

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

You are a woman after my own heart.
(crunchy, I hope)

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

...I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN BEFORE!

This is what I'm talking about, and am asking people to please not do.

[gonzo-md.livejournal.com]

WHHHAARGARBL

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

All I said was that I did not realize you were getting water. How did this turn into me giving you a hrad time?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

The disbelief with which you said it.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

I was also surprised that you got a professional haircut, but it was not an insult.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

It's a little different.

Anyway I just posted this because it's going to get annoying if every time I go out people are like, "Wow you're not being the normal alcoholic I expect you to be!" It'll get old really fast and I figured if I asked politely I could put a stop to it, ahead of time.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

OK. As long as you're not trying to be all passive aggressively snotty with me. That's all that matters.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I could see why you would worry because that's totally my style.