We'll make million$

[christopher575]

Felchr

 

Comments

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

That's the one where you use someone booty hole as a cup, right?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Sorta...

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

a PIMP cup?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be the one to have to explain felching to you. You really don't know what it is?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Preferably with a straw. The straw is what makes it kinky.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

Does the addition of a Krazy straw make it kinkier?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Yes! The best would be if you could get the celery that's grown as a tube.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

Must it be a 3rd party?

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

I am asking if you need to involve another person at all. Can it not just be a sweet emotional movement between two people who love each other very much.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Sure, as long as one of those people likes to eat his own manmayo.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

Or if someone can bend themselves into a human mobius and drink from their own butt.

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

I disapprove of this phrase.

"candy cum" and "manmayo" are bad ways of saying it.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Which ones do you like?

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

I'm mostly a fan of "cum".

The other ones are dorky-sounding, but I don't hate them.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

yay or nay on "spooge"?
how about "skeet"?

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

Spooge is something a highschooler says, but not hated.

Skeet I've never heard before. I don't see how it could even have originated.

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Sounds like something people fire bullets at.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

I worked in a shithole about 4 or 5 years ago, and most of my customers were hookers. They all referred to semen as "skeet" - and as a verb too, e.g. "He said he was gonna skeet on my back." I don't think I ever heard them use a different word, actually.

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

I never really understood the desire to be cum upon.

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IN, yes, I can understand that... I'm a swallowing fanatic. But on...?

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Do you like the word jizz?

I know you like jizz itself. Ha.

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

yeah, that's not a bad one. I kinda like it.

SPUNK

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

that is all

Re: SPUNK

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

Haha, yes!

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Also, it reminds me of Tom Sawyer.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

It is a fucking crime that you are not emoloyed by Hallmark.

[iambatgirl.livejournal.com]

or just saying "I love you"?

O.o

[iambatgirl.livejournal.com]

rofl

I guess I am just too much a traditionlist...

;)

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

I almost want to play dumb so that you'll have to.

Splain it anyway!

X575 Parser say:

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

"IM NOT UR SRCH INJUN KTHXBAI"

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

Oh I get it. Like Flickr.

But with asses and straws.

[ursusnoir.livejournal.com]

Now I know what Feltching is, but I forget what a Lemon Party is. I just know it's another dirty euphamism.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

http://www.lemonparty.org

[iambatgirl.livejournal.com]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ursusnoir.livejournal.com]

I'm too scared to look. Just tell me.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Three old dudes goin' at it.

[leolz.livejournal.com]

Yes.