Bad movies

[christopher575]

I think bad movies are just as fun to watch with friends as good movies are. I've hosted a lot of bad movie nights:

Xanadu
Can't Stop the Music
Grease 2
Towering Inferno
Supergirl
Poseidon Adventure (original)
Aiport, Airport 77, etc
Rollerball (original)
Catwoman

I think the lesson here is that musicals, disaster movies, and female superheroes are often bad. I know I'm forgetting some, as well.

Anyone have any good suggestions? It's getting harder to think of new ones.

Comments

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

Return to Boggy Creek, The Marsh, and DeH once told me about some Danny Elfman movie that is HORRIBLE but I can't remember the name.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

A Danny Elfman movie? Like, one he's in, or one he did the music for?

Hotel Coral Essex.

[gaelfarce.livejournal.com]

Cherry 2000!
The Toxic Avenger
Death Race 2000
Shaft
Superfly
Revenge of the NERRRDDDSSS!

Re: Hotel Coral Essex.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

CHERRY 2000 IS NOT A BAD MOVIE OK

[jameth.livejournal.com]

anything involving 9/11

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

United 93 was good. Flight 93 was less so.

I need to see World Trade Center. Nicholas Cage is one of the worst actors alive, so I bet it's amazing.

[moonrock.livejournal.com]

Crippled Masters.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Not on DVD, looks like it doesn't deserve it.

[gower-power.livejournal.com]

Electra

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

The movie in which Jennifer Garner only has one facial expression. The fierce pout.

[pixink.livejournal.com]

Ultra Violet
Skulduggery
Batman & Robin
Ghostship

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Ghost Ship is awesome! Best mass death scene ever.

[poppychirpy.livejournal.com]

The Lonely Lady
Fake Out
Savage Streets
Sleepaway Camp
Lady Terminator
Showgirls
Mommie Dearest
Two Moon Junction
Hellhole
Pieces
Valley Of The Dolls
Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
The Love Machine
The Concrete Jungle
The Naked Cage
Scream For Help
The Last American Virgin

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Oh god I wish Scream for Help was out on DVD. I love that movie.

[transairn.livejournal.com]

what the fuck?! bad movie -- Poseidon Adventure -- bad movie?!?!

YOU'RE a bad movie! hrmph.

how about EVIL DEAD I (AND II)

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Evil Dead I is a bad movie.

Evil Dead II is one of the best movies ever made.

[gomezticator.livejournal.com]

There's a Bloodsport-knockoff called Showdown, starring Billy Blanks (of Tae-Bo fame). Holy shit, that movie sucks.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Billy Blanks was in a movie? This poor planet.

[xerofilter.livejournal.com]

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Oh god yes. How did I forget that one?

[moroccomole.livejournal.com]

The Apple
Mahogany
Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal
The Driver's Seat
Troll 2

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I finally saw The Apple a while back. It felt like Logan's Run and Sgt Pepper (one I forgot on my original list) mixed together.

I actually quite enjoyed the first two Turbulences.

God, Troll 1 is so hard to get through.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

I was going to mention The Apple.

Also that movie with the killer snowman. AWESOME!!!

[scearley.livejournal.com]

How is it that the thread is 60+ replies and nobody has said "The Wiz"?????????????

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Yeah, I finally watched it a few weeks ago. What a stinker.

[boomstick.livejournal.com]

Cool as Ice (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101615/)! This was so fucking hilarious. I totally wish I had VHS, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

Reefer Madness (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0028346/)! It's an anti-marijuana propaganda film from the '30's and is so fucking wrong it's hilarious. Know what? Just get the whole Madness Trilogy (http://www.amazon.com/Madness-Trilogy-Vivian-McGill/dp/6306004564/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1211376419&sr=8-1).

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, I didn't know about the other two "madness" ones.

[hugparty.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Legend of Billie Jean

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to see a pattern. Helen Slater is in two of my favorite movies (Ruthless People and Sticky Fingers) but seems pretty dismal otherwise.

[sgtred.livejournal.com]

Barn of the Blood Llama
Hundra

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I've added Hundra to my queue. Barn of the Blood Llama is not available in any format. This makes me sad.

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

Red Sonja (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089893/), which is apparently being made again to be released in 2010 (ack).
Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Meteor Man
Beastmaster
Dirty Dancing, featuring one of the worst film lines ever: nobody puts baby in a corner! (wah!)


And you can't forget the classically bad:
MANOS: HANDS OF FATE
Plan 9 from Outer Space and anything else by Ed Wood
Reefer Madness

Check out also:
Carnival of Souls (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055830/)

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Dammit, when we saw that girl with the ferret the other day, I should have thought to call her BeastMistress.

[mika-says.livejournal.com]

Angel (the Hollywood hooker/honor student film)
Seizure (soooo bad!)
She (with Ursual Andress)

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of any of these. Thanks!

[lucretius77.livejournal.com]

I think a series of Ninja movie nights would be totally rad.
starting with American Ninja or Enter the Ninja.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Enter the Ninja would be a good porno title.