I hereby declare today Free Stuff Friday

[christopher575]

nicolemarieh  met me at the tail end of today's sweatfest at the gym and gave me two styli. (A word which I thought was spelled "stylii", but isn't.) She's so sweet.

Then I came home and found a free condom sample in the mail. gynocide  posted about it a while back. I asked Maxpro to just send me their Elite variety, because that's the one most like my normal brand. Here's what they sent:



Yup, there are four varieties, and they sent every one except the one I asked for. Oh well, they're free so I guess I can't really bitch.

Hopefully I'm on a roll and more free stuff will find its way to me today.

Comments

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I used to think I had all kinds of performance anxiety. Condoms were just too tight and I love my Magnums.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Ask James if he still has the picture on his phone.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

hehe

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

How dare he delete my wang!

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

What's your email address?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Ping! Sent.

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

Yes, I see that!

Oh hey, that's not bad at all. =9

[nicolemarieh.livejournal.com]

hello you are leaving some of us out. dont i get anything for giving you the styli ?! ;) jus teasing.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Actually I should send you one and you should "accidentally" publish it in the paper.

[nicolemarieh.livejournal.com]

in the obituary section mayhaps ?! well that would solve my having to go to work problem at least ;)

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

I don't miss condoms. At all.

[gynocide.livejournal.com]

WTF, they only sent me one. Clearly they have some magical psychic powers and have determined that I'll be lucky if I get to use that one before it expires.