Dear badrobot68,

[christopher575]

Whenever I make a pizza at home, I cut it into four pieces.

Then I put mustard on one of the pieces and think of you.

Then I laugh.

However, I don't put mustard on a pizza if I use cocktail sauce instead of regular tomato sauce.

That doesn't sound good.

Comments

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Mustard on a pizza? I hate you for even putting that image into my brain!

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

Whereas I need to try it!

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

Gross.