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In my dream this morning, I worked for the Spice Girls. Emma and I were making our way through some weird mansion and found ourselves squeezing through a tight spot at the top of a spiral slide, and as I pushed my way through, she made some crack about my weight. I guess it had been an ongoing thing or something, because I flipped out. I got right up in her face and yelled, "Everyone knows there is only one fat Spice Girl, and that's Baby Spice!"

Later, I came up with an art installation that was taking the world by storm. It was a live horse held captive in a box on scaffolding on the edge of a cliff, set up to collapse if anyone came up to view it. It had a sign which read, "You can see the most beautiful horse in the world, but if you do, you will die with it."

Date: 2008-06-09 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gavin.livejournal.com
Regarding the art installation dream...you have the mind of an evil genius.

Date: 2008-06-09 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
It is a blessing as well as a curse.

Date: 2008-06-09 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
I love Emma. Have you heard her solo stuff?

Date: 2008-06-09 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
No but you've mentioned that it's really good. Maybe I should borrow it along with your Pixies and Imperial Teen CDs.

Date: 2008-06-09 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
Yes, you can. I like about 75% of it. It's very 70's pop and she sounds like Olivia Newton John.

Date: 2008-06-09 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cecilgene.livejournal.com
Thanks for the seizure.

Date: 2008-06-09 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tehschkott.livejournal.com
your icon = instant headache holy crap

Date: 2008-06-10 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cecilgene.livejournal.com
Yes, amen.

Date: 2008-06-10 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filarabit.livejournal.com
I have to say I totally think you should make that um Horse Art thingy thingy... I can just see the helocopter rides now...

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