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christopher575I'm watching episodes of American Dad streaming on hulu.com. I love this site. Shows are free and only have one commercial per break. Each episode always only has commercials from one sponsor at a time, and the last few times I've tuned in, the sponsor was KY Yours and Mine. They only run 15-second ads, and what I hate about these ads is that they never say what the stuff does. It's two lubes (one for him and one for her) which are supposed to combine for some sort of WOW effect, but they don't say what that effect is.
Even more annoying is the way their site handles this mystery. They say they're "too embarrassed" to describe the sensation.
This is so stupid.
"We're not gonna say, you'll just have to try it and see" is a really, really stupid gimmick. If you ask me, the best way to respond to this is to wildly speculate on what the combination could be.
Even more annoying is the way their site handles this mystery. They say they're "too embarrassed" to describe the sensation.
This is so stupid.
"We're not gonna say, you'll just have to try it and see" is a really, really stupid gimmick. If you ask me, the best way to respond to this is to wildly speculate on what the combination could be.
KY Your Smoked Oysters and My Cocktail Sauce
Ladies, get ready for an out-of-this world appetizer! Your tube is full of libido-boosting oysters, while his is bursting with tangy cock-tail sauce. Combined, it'll make you so hungry that you'll ask for extra helpings of cheese bread.
KY Your Vinger and My Baking Soda
This may not be the first time anyone has tried to sell you vinegar for your vagina, but are you ready for his baking soda paste? You'll be consumed in a science fair volcano of pure passion!
KY Your Peanut Butter and My Jelly
Oh boy, that is one sweet, sexy sandwich! Smooth peanut butter only, and when hubby's away, the dog will be more than happy to help clean up the mess.
KY Your Doritos and My Mountain Dew
This one's for all the sexy MILFs who need an EXTREME young lover. Send in 5 UPC symbols and get a free copy of Tony Hawk's Extreme Kama Sutra for the Wii.
Ladies, get ready for an out-of-this world appetizer! Your tube is full of libido-boosting oysters, while his is bursting with tangy cock-tail sauce. Combined, it'll make you so hungry that you'll ask for extra helpings of cheese bread.
KY Your Vinger and My Baking Soda
This may not be the first time anyone has tried to sell you vinegar for your vagina, but are you ready for his baking soda paste? You'll be consumed in a science fair volcano of pure passion!
KY Your Peanut Butter and My Jelly
Oh boy, that is one sweet, sexy sandwich! Smooth peanut butter only, and when hubby's away, the dog will be more than happy to help clean up the mess.
KY Your Doritos and My Mountain Dew
This one's for all the sexy MILFs who need an EXTREME young lover. Send in 5 UPC symbols and get a free copy of Tony Hawk's Extreme Kama Sutra for the Wii.
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Date: 2008-06-22 08:38 am (UTC)