Delicious snack dyslexia

[christopher575]

If you were to say I have a dirty mind, neither I, nor anyone who has ever known me could argue. One of the symptoms of my disorder is that I often misread things and think they say something naughty. Glancing at something, thinking it says something inappropriate, and having to look back to see what it says is routine for me.

Today was different. In the break room at work, I thought I saw a big metal case that contained EMERGENCY SNO-CONES. It actually reads "EMERGENCY STATION" on the first-aid kit, but apparently an icy sno-cone is what I really needed.

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I thought everyone did that

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

"I often misread things and think they say something naughty."

Both I and my sister do this all the time. I hate to disappint you, but I think this is normal.

Except for the SNO-CONES thing - that proves you're a total freak.

I also notice that I seem to be one of the only people who uses the Subject: line in comments. I just wanted you all to know this is because I want my letters to be bigger than everyone else's, to reflect my relative importance.

Re: I thought everyone did that

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

patosa also uses the subject line. I think it's a female thing. You have big letters. Like Os. Two big ol' Os bouncing around. Or something. Wait, what?

Re: I thought everyone did that

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Oh, and with regard to DMD (dirty mind dyslexia) being normal because you and your sister do it:
1) You two as a measure of normalcy? eek
2) Everybody always says, "Oh, Cwistophuh, yer so dirrrrrty." Do they actually have cleaner minds, or are they playing innocent?
3) Now I want a DeLorean Motor Company logo t-shirt with a D instead of a C (DMD for dirty mind dyslexia)
3a) Do you think John DeLorean ever did coke off the hood of one of the cars? If he didn't, he totally should have.
4) I just tried to seem less random here by using a numbered list, but totally failed.