Delicious snack dyslexia
Feb. 27th, 2007 12:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
christopher575If you were to say I have a dirty mind, neither I, nor anyone who has ever known me could argue. One of the symptoms of my disorder is that I often misread things and think they say something naughty. Glancing at something, thinking it says something inappropriate, and having to look back to see what it says is routine for me.
Today was different. In the break room at work, I thought I saw a big metal case that contained EMERGENCY SNO-CONES. It actually reads "EMERGENCY STATION" on the first-aid kit, but apparently an icy sno-cone is what I really needed.
Today was different. In the break room at work, I thought I saw a big metal case that contained EMERGENCY SNO-CONES. It actually reads "EMERGENCY STATION" on the first-aid kit, but apparently an icy sno-cone is what I really needed.
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Re: I thought everyone did that
Date: 2007-03-01 04:19 pm (UTC)1) You two as a measure of normalcy? eek
2) Everybody always says, "Oh, Cwistophuh, yer so dirrrrrty." Do they actually have cleaner minds, or are they playing innocent?
3) Now I want a DeLorean Motor Company logo t-shirt with a D instead of a C (DMD for dirty mind dyslexia)
3a) Do you think John DeLorean ever did coke off the hood of one of the cars? If he didn't, he totally should have.
4) I just tried to seem less random here by using a numbered list, but totally failed.