This reminds me of a chant my college roommate used to say every time we walked behind such a sight: we are white, extremely white, we walk with our butts extremely tight.
Awww, that brings back memories of Jim Belushi and Pamela Sue Anderson...
"I’m a white guy, I don’t take no crap When I deliver my white rap
I got my money the old fashioned way My granddaddy dropped dead one day
I’m rich, hot damn I never had to go to Vietnam
Got a BMW and MBA Vote GOP on Election Day
On Sundays for an extra thrill We fire up the Weber grill Invite some white guys and their wives We drink to within an inch of our lives Then it’s off to Ruth and Ed’s Where we wind up in each other’s beds I wake up, Ruth’s next to me I’m so glad I had a vasectomy
But that’s all right, we won’t fight It’s just not done when your extremely white
we're extremely white- that's right- we walk with our buttocks extremely tight
[The Wife says:]
Drop him off at the railway station Grip my teeth in sheer frustration
Then it off to the tennis club For a tennis match and body rub
We all go shopping. I buy a dress Put it on the white guy’s American Express
I'm liberated. I belong to NOW. But I voted for Reagan anyhow
But that's right- we're extremely white, we walk with our buttocks extremely tight"
...Thanks to cecilgene for helping to track this down. I wish we could find some video.
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Date: 2008-07-17 01:54 am (UTC)SNL White Guy Rap from the 80s
Date: 2008-07-17 02:34 am (UTC)"I’m a white guy, I don’t take no crap
When I deliver my white rap
I got my money the old fashioned way
My granddaddy dropped dead one day
I’m rich, hot damn
I never had to go to Vietnam
Got a BMW and MBA
Vote GOP on Election Day
On Sundays for an extra thrill
We fire up the Weber grill
Invite some white guys and their wives
We drink to within an inch of our lives
Then it’s off to Ruth and Ed’s
Where we wind up in each other’s beds
I wake up, Ruth’s next to me
I’m so glad I had a vasectomy
But that’s all right, we won’t fight
It’s just not done when your extremely white
we're extremely white- that's right-
we walk with our buttocks extremely tight
[The Wife says:]
Drop him off at the railway station
Grip my teeth in sheer frustration
Then it off to the tennis club
For a tennis match and body rub
We all go shopping. I buy a dress
Put it on the white guy’s American Express
I'm liberated. I belong to NOW.
But I voted for Reagan anyhow
But that's right- we're extremely white,
we walk with our buttocks extremely tight"
...Thanks to
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Date: 2008-07-17 01:46 am (UTC)