Heart attack pizza

[christopher575]

Heart attack pizza, originally uploaded by christopher575.

A bit more elaborate than what I normally do. Three sections of caloric excess. It's in the oven now. If I die tonight, it was sure nice knowing all of you.

Comments

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Wait, is Kyle there?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

No. I was at Jeff's place.

[gower-power.livejournal.com]

What the hell is on that thing???

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

One third is ricotta, baked potato slices, ham, onions, and cheese. Two thirds are mashed potatoes, gravy, and cheese, with sausage on one third and chicken fried steak on the other third.

[gower-power.livejournal.com]

OMG. wow. That sounds odd but VERY delicious. Was it?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

It was quite good but should have been baked at a higher temperature. Also, I was truly exhausted after eating it with a few glasses of wine.

A similar approach but with about 1/3 of each ingredient would have been a little better; I've been eating thin lavash pizzas, and this was a couple inches thick on a Boboli.

[gower-power.livejournal.com]

I have to finally try this lavash. I'm now officially curious.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Eh, it's good but I'm kinda tired of it. I'd prefer flatbread pizza but they're too small. They need to make flatbread the size of tortillas.

[gower-power.livejournal.com]

Or the size of a tuna can. That would be nice, right?

[emramesha.livejournal.com]

What are the ingredients on your little slices of heaven?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

see above pzl

[stomp-spit-yell.livejournal.com]

OMG!

[mmesolange.livejournal.com]

Wow, that looks like it'd clog my ONE REMAINING ARTERY.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

We should get some pipecleaners and have an artery scrubbing party!

(we could do it while you're doing laundry)

((wine would help, I think))

[mmesolange.livejournal.com]

Wine acts like plaque remover, right???

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.