Hey didn't you read any children's stories when you were a kid? You know what happens when you make a wish like that. First, it comes true. Then the tree follows you inside, but it's so big it's smashing everything in your place. It won't leave you alone. It leaves sticky sap on you when you wake up in the morning. Your boss complains that you have to leave the tree outside. Autumn comes and there are leaves everywhere. Yadda yadda yadda. You know the drill.
I only pray that you did not have a magic lamp/ring,toilet bowl cleaner in your hands when you made that wish.
It's short sighted and irresponsible wishes like this that had me and my trusty chainsaw fighting off giant mutant/zombie trees this time last year in Argentinian.
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2008-08-16 09:42 pm (UTC)Be careful with them wishes!
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Date: 2008-08-16 10:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 05:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-16 10:50 pm (UTC)It's short sighted and irresponsible wishes like this that had me and my trusty chainsaw fighting off giant mutant/zombie trees this time last year in Argentinian.
We lost a lot of good men back there.
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Date: 2008-08-18 05:09 pm (UTC)I'm not pushing around one of these with a toddler crouching inside, though--