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[christopher575]

• 07:59 Dear Japan, I could have gone my entire life without seeing a woman have sex with frogs. You truly suck. #
• 16:01 Getting really tired of seeing drivers hold their phones in front of their faces on speaker mode, as if that is somehow compliant with the new law. Idiots. #
• 16:21 I wonder what all these kids who are downtown for Hempfest told their parents they were doing. #

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Comments

[youngmrstephen.livejournal.com]

Maybe they really believe that there's a chance one of the frogs may turn into a rich prince. So like they're fucking frogs for money that's not there yet.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Never thought of that. Not gonna try it.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

I used my cell's speakerphone like that last week, because I forgot my bluetooth earthingy, and I had to call a friend to tell her I was on the way.

But I had the sense to hold it down below window-level, so cops wouldn't see.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it work to put it on your lap or the dashboard?

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

It was only like a 15 second call. Dashboard it would slide all over the place, and my little stuff-holding area between front seats was full of stuff.