I'm old

[christopher575]

So, my back went out on Monday and is still pretty sore. I can walk, but definitely not as much as I normally do. On a typical day, I always walk to and from work. Until my back feels better, I'll be riding the bus and the SLUT.

I forgot my glasses at home and can barely see what I'm typing. I spend all day at work in spreadsheets and databases, so sharp vision is essential. However, I don't know if I want to take an hour out of my day to go home for them, because the elevator is out of service and I live on the 7th floor.

Maybe my hearing will go next.

Comments

[amznbert.livejournal.com]

sounds like time to get a spair pair....and to let me massage your back too..

[wring.livejournal.com]

zenni does wonders. i got a pair of glasses for less than $25.

[strand.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the rec. I'm going to try them.

[sgtred.livejournal.com]

Your back will most likely heal faster if you take pain killers. The pain makes you clench up which makes the muscles unable to pull everything back into place. Chiropractors are charletans.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Oh believe me, I've been a-gobblin' the ibuprofen like a Pac-Man. Wokka wokka wokka!

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, Alan, it's not all that bad. Oh wait, this is Christopher. Wait, I don't read your livejournal. WHAT.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!

[paterson-si.livejournal.com]

CAN YOU HEAR ME???

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, it's all just a nightmare. When you wake up, everything will be better.

But in the meantime, enjoy your lucid dreaming state and do what you want. Go pee on your boss's desk, stand on the street corner and jack off at the people in traffic, or go eat chocolate until you fart butterflies! Anything is possible if you want it to happen!

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I never believe anything is a lucid dream until something impossible happens. Like one time, I was showing a hot coworker a dream of mine I recorded on a big-screen TV. He looked at me and asked, "How did you record your dream?" That's when I realized I was still dreaming and started pulling his clothes off.

[wring.livejournal.com]

omg best dream post/comment ever.

[bukephalus.livejournal.com]

You poor, ancient, dear thing. I hope you've kept up you social security payments.

Seriously, tho, I sympathize about the back pain. I'd be happy to walk on your back if you think it would help.

Me, I buy tons of cheap drugstore reading glasses and leave them in almost every room of the house (and my office, when I had one) and my backpack. And I keep a folding pair in my pocket. Makes them harder to forget.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I've seen you whip out the reading glasses. You should get a beaded chain and wear them around your neck!

[bukephalus.livejournal.com]

One more crack like that, and my chain will be wrapped tightly around your own neck.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Careful honey, we don't want that arthritis acting up!

[bukephalus.livejournal.com]

You're dead meat.

[gaelfarce.livejournal.com]

I hope you feel better soon!