Snickers Minis

[christopher575]

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The recruiter who got me this job came by today and took those of us she placed here out for coffee. The rad coffee cup in the background is a gift from her. It's filled with candy, including these Snickers Minis. I thought the small square was the "fun" size, but I see now that I was wrong.

Comments

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

I believe that is the "Mildly Amused" size.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

If you freeze it then throw it at people while you drive, it then becomes the hilarious size.

Also in the hilarious size: golf balls, hot dogs, and slices of bologna.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

The most hilarious thing is when people in cars throwing stuff get into accidents.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

There are few things as satisfying as tossing a slice of bologna out of a car window so that it hits a pedestrian flat in the face.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I'd happily take bologna to the face any time as long as the driver throwing it gets in an accident.

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

I think that it goes from "Fun Size" to "Felony Size" if you do those things.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

I'm going to start describing my penis that way.

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

Felony Size? That makes you sound like a pedophile.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

If you can't laugh about child rape, then what can you laugh about?

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I need more people like you in my life. Or at least on my LJ.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

I feel so lucky to have a boyfriend who can share dead baby jokes with me.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

well alright then.

[luliepants.livejournal.com]

a snickers sounds so good right now.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

You're a giant. Rawr.

[devildork.livejournal.com]

you know what is a "fun size" and candy bar that you could lay down on, that would be fun

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

If I had a candy bar that size, I would want it to be 3 Musketeers, because it's soft chocolate fluff. No nuts or anything that would poke.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a giant fondue vagina.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

Be careful, those little ones are evil. They trick you into eating one because it's tiny and there can't be many calories. Then the next thing you know, you're lying shirtless in the gutter, surrounded by 12 million Minis wrappers.

[wring.livejournal.com]

lol

[lucretius77.livejournal.com]

Snikka Please!