I have a philosophical problem with this

[christopher575]

I have a philosophical problem with this, originally uploaded by christopher575.

A bagel can't possibly have everything on it.

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[brianmars.livejournal.com]

Hello, bakery worker, I would like a bagel with shame and regret on it.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Well all my bagels do have those things. With a bit of ennui on Mondays.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

Bakery worker, there are no iron filings, rubber bands, automobile oil filters, nor lobster newberg on this "everything" bagel!

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I also would like a tablespoon of moonbeams.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

Oh, so sorry. I didn't realize you wanted the imported Chinese bagel.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

Yes, and with extra aborted female fetus, please.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

dog afterbirth on the side?

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

Please.

And a schmear of lead.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

You have to go pretty far East but eventually you'll get there. :)

[pixink.livejournal.com]

This bagel lacks hedgehog needles. It is incomplete.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I keep a container of them in my desk for just such an occasion.

[pixink.livejournal.com]

I bet they add a certain something to the smoked oysters. :p

[scearley.livejournal.com]

Well, the one part of the label says "No anything" and the other part says "everything."

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

They do when you make them!

[skiplogic.livejournal.com]

a bagel can have everything on it except itself, which is part of the everything set, so I agree. It is inacurate.

[sillyape.livejournal.com]

No, but a cheeseburger can. And you're going to need to take safety precautions:

[paterson-si.livejournal.com]

Well.... not your bagel. :)