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[christopher575]

• 23:11 There is a baby crying in another apartment. It's all studios and 1BRs, there shouldn't be any babies in the building. #

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[vurumai.livejournal.com]

There should be no babies.

Anywhere.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

This.

If there have to be babies, they should be raised (by cheap-labor immigrants) on a remote island until they've learned to use the toilet, wipe themselves, and not be a pain in the ass to adults.

Baby Island. And it should be surrounded by Yankee Candle buoys, to keep the smell from bothering any passing garbage scows.

[pixink.livejournal.com]

Clearly it isn't a baby. It's a mutant dog-creature-thing.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

We don't allow pets, either.

[pixink.livejournal.com]

Dood, that's not a pet. That's the tenant.

[dawnzerly.livejournal.com]

It's not like babies need their own room or anything.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, who doesn't like the smell of full Diaper Genie 24/7?