In case you missed it on Alan's lj

[christopher575]

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[transairn.livejournal.com]

your thumb looks like more fun than those wrapped jellies.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I can work wonders with it. I call it "hitchhiking".

[scearley.livejournal.com]

Pick me up a copy of "BACK THAT AZZ UP 24"

[gomezticator.livejournal.com]

I felt that Back That Azz Up 23 was a stronger sociocultural treatise on anal existentialism

[scearley.livejournal.com]

Black that Azz Up was good but it had a bias going into it.

[gomezticator.livejournal.com]

Back That Azz Down was too counterculture to reach its core audience

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

Geez, I hate it when parents drop their kids off in front of a shelf full of toys...

[ozgryph.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Now that's a pic that says:

Happy!

*grin*

[missdotti.livejournal.com]

If they have the giant purple one as big as your arm, please get it for me. I need to use it to beat a few people down.

[cuddlcub.livejournal.com]

soooo, which one did you get?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

None. I was there to pick up something else for someone else.

[transairn.livejournal.com]

hahahah I wonder how many times has the person working the cash register has heard that line? :D

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Oh I'll cop to already owning several dongs. That's just not what I was there to pick up. }:)

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Stuff.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm being intentionally vague in order to be polite. For the person the gifts are for.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Boy I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong d dong dong dong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Boy I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong d dong dong dong

[blueberryjoe.livejournal.com]

tuna can puts them all to shame