I don't get this poster

[christopher575]

I don't get this poster, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Cats are not vegans.

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[brokn2pieces.livejournal.com]

they taste yummy made in to peperoni

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's fake cat meat.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

If the pizza was merely vegan *or* gluten-free, I would be scared.

But because it is both, I am terrified.

Soy cheese is just wrong, and gluten is what makes dough/bread/crust chewy, dammit.

[entropic-system.livejournal.com]

I think they're saying: "If you're a vegan, a cat will eat your face when you die."

[mr-quackenbush.livejournal.com]

all vegans who care if shit is gluten free also have cats. the are also huge walking vaginas. so it's a pussy reference.

[dawnzerly.livejournal.com]

Oh god. What's the point?

[transairn.livejournal.com]

Cats are also gluten free?

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

True, cats contain no gluten.

[transairn.livejournal.com]

A-ha! The vet tech knows all! :)

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

And I only had to cut apart 12 of them before I figured this out.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

How'd you know i was one of that line?

[transairn.livejournal.com]

every time you reply, it tries to run this program:

c:\veterinary technician\FST.exe :)

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

That could be a virus! DO NOT RUN!

say it with me now

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

Obligate carnivorous.

[ryannthegirl.livejournal.com]

I don't know about you, but my favorite pizza topping are little baby kittens.

Where have you been?!

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I agree, it's delicious. But it's not vegan!

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

LIES! We've all see the cattree.

[gaelfarce.livejournal.com]

Because writing "For Pussies" might offend some people?