Grossest positive endorsement I've heard in a while

[christopher575]

“The device fits over your big, clumsy, sweaty natural thumb and provides a smaller, drier, more nubile plastic thumb tip. Genius!”

– Dr. Samuel Centralia, Dyscern.com

Comments

[ryannthegirl.livejournal.com]

I suppose I should have been more specific when explaining why it was creepy; I have been reading your posts for 5 months now before I decided to message you.

Creepy now? Yep. That's what I thought.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I still don't think it's creepy and I'm glad you like it. I was about to friend you but you have like one entry per month. Or is there a ton that's friends-only?

[ryannthegirl.livejournal.com]

*whew* good deal!

My blog is mostly friends-only, and uninteresting posts involving men, road trips, and irrelevant nonsense.

So if that kind of stuff peaks your interest kind sir, friend away.