File under "sounds dirty, but isn't"

[christopher575]

http://www.myknobs.com/

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new advertising campaign...

[patosa.livejournal.com]

(sung to tune of my lumps.)

myknobs, myknobs, myknobs, myknobs... check it out!

they say i'm really dirty,
the hands they like to turn me,
always getting close to me,
tryin' to put their keys in me...

(the rap part.)

i bought a knob, down at the hardware store.
it was plain, and i wanted knobs galore.

(expand.)