And please don't tell my boyfriend I just said I'd let Ryan Reynolds fuck me in the ass because I really don't think I would, but if I didn't have a Nickolas and liked attractive, stupid-sounding men, I might.
oh, i totally would. hey ryan reynolds, call me sometime. with your shirt off. on a videoconference line, so we don't actually need to speak. yeeeaaaaahhh.
he really does. god, i wonder if that affects the quality (or believability) of his dirty talk. oh, crap. okay, this is only going to work if i can have sex with ryan reynolds but have clive owen dub all his lines.
wait. why not just hump clive owen into a sticky paste?
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Date: 2009-04-10 03:04 am (UTC)wait. why not just hump clive owen into a sticky paste?
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