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Nov. 10th, 2009 01:05 am- 09:48 Simply put, the constitution doesn't say "unless you're gay" anywhere. #
- 14:46 People need to be more careful. #
Please promise me that you won't continue using a stroller when your kid is in grade school. That's fucked up.
The other day I zoned out at work and didn't even notice that quitting time had passed, and I had to hustle out to try to make my bus. Even though I was running late, I was so smitten by the view of the sky reflected on this building that I had to stop for a photo.
The picture I got is not a "miss the bus" picture.
I told her she looked like a sailor but she said she needed a hat. So I made
her a paper one.
I took this hoping for at least one strawberry and they both are. BOOYA
I'm all domestic and shit.
Sorry to the newer folks who don't get the reference.
Remember when you said you'd draw a picture for me? This is the one I want.