For cattycritic

[christopher575]

A Sharper Image product I could actually see you having fun with.

PS - While you're there, please get me a date with the bald guy.

Comments

[brokn2pieces.livejournal.com]

ahhh, things white people do!

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

lol

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

If you got a date with the bald guy, he'd just take you back to his place and make you watch him pretend to play bad MIDI-sounding music on that overpriced douchetar for hours straight.

And if you wanted dinner, he'd let you use the Skymall pop-up hot dog cooker while he kept playing.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

As long as I get to fuck him, I'll put up with all that.

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

He's a dork. NO. It will be a BAD DATE. Bad.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Agreed. I think 575 would leave the date early in annoyance.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

At most, he'd take off his pants and let you go at it while he kept playing.

And he'd insist that you go very slowly and gently so that you don't mess up his rhythm.

And every thirty seconds or so he'd ask "Are you listening?" and you'd have to keep reassuring him that yes, you are listening, and that his beautiful music is the most wonderful thing you've ever heard.

And while you're fucking him, his Roomba would get snagged on your pants and tear up the zipper.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should just try to have sex with a Roomba.

Nice try, but

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

That video is full of so many dorky people and such laughable, insipid music that it's completely put me off any minute interest I might have had.

Thanks for thinking of me, though.

[iambatgirl.livejournal.com]

LMAO

I laughed out loud when it said

"Be a rockstar...

Be a hero..."

A hero!?

AHAHAHHAHAHA