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[christopher575]

A Sharper Image product I could actually see you having fun with.

PS - While you're there, please get me a date with the bald guy.

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[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

At most, he'd take off his pants and let you go at it while he kept playing.

And he'd insist that you go very slowly and gently so that you don't mess up his rhythm.

And every thirty seconds or so he'd ask "Are you listening?" and you'd have to keep reassuring him that yes, you are listening, and that his beautiful music is the most wonderful thing you've ever heard.

And while you're fucking him, his Roomba would get snagged on your pants and tear up the zipper.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should just try to have sex with a Roomba.