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My least favorite business phrase: Think outside the box.

Worst and most common mistake people make when saying it: Think out of the box.

Best thing I've heard so far in India: You can have your out-of-thinking box.

Silent ducks

 

First world problems in the third world

I need to do some manscaping, but there's only one outlet in the bathroom. It's where the water heater is plugged in and I can't pull it out of the socket.

Not my video

The mall I went to on Sunday appears at time marker 2:04. Missing from this video are the dust and insane mobs of people who gather at the malls at night. The road is also hella torn up right now. We wanted to go to the other mall across the street, but the crosswalk you see in the video currently doesn't exist, and the wood wall dividing the road divides a lot more of it. If I happen to go back during the day I'll try to get comparison shots.